Broken Numbers
Two visuals disagree. Find the truth.
A live simulation cohort for analytics professionals who want to think, fix, and build like real BI experts inside enterprise situations.
Then they walk into the real world and everything changes. Real analytics work is not neat. It is a slow dashboard, a broken refresh, a model nobody trusts, an interviewer asking why your design makes sense.
That is the actual job. That is what this cohort prepares you for.
Eight real enterprise scenarios. Four weeks. Each one is a problem you'll actually meet on the job.

Two visuals disagree. Find the truth.
Redesign a cluttered model for reuse.
Fix a slow dashboard in the right order.
Trace refresh issues. Protect folding.
Release safely. Keep standards.
Control access without breaking maintenance.
Ingest → Lakehouse → Semantic Model → Report.
Critique a PBI + Fabric solution like a senior.
You will not just learn the answer. You will learn how a senior BI professional thinks through the answer.
It is killing the analysts who never learned to think.
“Fix this model.”
That’s the level the work has moved to. No tutorial. No template. Just you, a broken system, and people waiting.
If you don’t build that edge right now, you won’t stay where you are.
You’ll fall behind people who are using AI and actually understand what they’re doing. Not next year. Not someday. The shift is already happening - most people just haven’t caught up yet.
This cohort moves you to the second group.
Each week pairs two real enterprise scenarios with the tools and decisions a senior BI professional actually uses on the job.
Fix broken numbers. Redesign messy models.
Trust the number.
Build for scale.
Debug slow reports. Protect refresh pipelines.
Debug in layers.
Refresh with discipline.
Ship safely. Secure without breaking maintenance.
Think like a team lead.
Security is design.
Build end-to-end on Fabric. Review like a senior.
Build on Fabric.
Become the reviewer.
This teaches how to handle real BI work - and walk into interviews with proof.
Tutorials get you hired into nothing. Real scenarios, reviewed work, and senior reasoning give you stories, projects, and confidence interviewers actually respond to.
Most candidates rehearse answers. You’ll have actually lived the problems - broken models, slow dashboards, messy stakeholder asks - and you’ll know how to talk about them like a senior.
Stories · Projects · Reasoning · Proof

Enterprise BI Practitioner · Power BI & Data Modeling
I’ve spent years working inside enterprise BI teams, building models that hold up under real stakeholder pressure, stepping into dashboards that weren’t telling the full truth, and helping analysts move from “I can build a chart” to owning problems end to end.
My work spans Power BI, semantic modeling, DAX, and Microsoft Fabric, along with the less talked about side of analytics. Turning unclear business questions into structured models, and helping analysts develop the judgment needed to make decisions that stand up in the room.
The War Room exists because tutorials don’t prepare you for the moment a VP asks, “Why is this number wrong?” in a room full of people. This cohort puts you in those situations, and shows you how to think, respond, and hold your ground when it matters.
These aren't from a cohort - they're from 1:1 project reviews, mentoring calls, and hands-on sessions I've run over the past year. Same direct feedback. Same real projects. That work is what led to building the War Room.
I'd been stuck on the same refresh issue for weeks. Deepesh didn't give me a fix - he opened my PBIX, asked why I built the model that way, and made me redo it myself. The refresh dropped from 14 min to under 3. More importantly, I stopped repeating the same mistake on the next project.
I'd done two paid courses before and learnt nothing useful. What worked in our sessions was that Deepesh asked me to bring my actual project, not a sample dataset. We sat for an hour and tore it apart. I used the reworked version of that same project to clear my next interview at a product company.
I came in thinking I needed more DAX. Deepesh told me my DAX was fine, my modelling was the problem. That one conversation changed how I look at every new requirement now - I start from the model, not the measure. Stakeholders have actually noticed.
He reviewed a dashboard I'd been proud of and told me very politely that half of it was noise. Rough to hear, but he was right. We cut 6 visuals, fixed the layout, renamed the measures. The leadership team finally started using it on their own without asking me to walk them through it.
I'd worked in data for 5 years but never had anyone review my work this directly. Deepesh rebuilt how I approach stakeholder conversations - I stopped over-explaining and started asking better questions. I'd been following his content for months and finally booked a 1:1. Best decision I made that year.
Verbatim quotes from past 1:1 reviews and mentoring sessions, lightly edited for length. No incentives, discounts, or affiliate arrangements were offered in exchange for these words.
Three always-on AI tools that train how you think, speak, and solve - between live sessions. Founding cohort members get 1 month of full access free, then ₹499/month to keep practicing.

Voice or text. Get grilled on DAX, modeling, and performance - then receive structured feedback on how you actually thought through the answer.
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Real BI scenarios, a 60-second timer, and AI feedback on clarity, structure, and impact. Speak it or type it - built for stakeholder readiness.
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Guided model audits, DAX debugging, and performance challenges in a sandbox. Test your instincts before production does.
Try itYour seat unlocks unlimited access to the AI Interview Simulator, 60-Second Pitch Trainer, and Playground Labs for 30 days. Continue at a flat subscription only if you want to keep training.
This is not a mass cohort. We are selecting people who actually want to grow. If you’re serious, apply below. If selected, you’ll receive the next steps.